Friend: how do you say i love you in german
Me: ich liebe dich
Friend: i also love dick
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I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.
can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity
where the FUCK is my flat chest. where the FUCK is my penis. where the FUCK is my Y chromosome. why am i trapped in this SHITHOLE OF A VESSEL
Caleb: Yeah, doc, it’s my knees-
Jester: What, you spend a lot of time on your knees?
Caleb: …
Jester: …from sucking dick?